The maker of all human beings is recalling all units regardless of make  or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component  of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype  units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the  same defect in all subsequent units. " name=description> Important Recall Notice

 

IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE!

 

The maker of all human beings is recalling all units regardless of make  or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component  of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype  units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the  same defect in all subsequent units. 

This defect has been technically termed, Subsequential Internal  Non-Morality, or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily  symptomized by loss of moral judgment. Some other symptoms: 

(a) Loss of direction 
(b) Foul vocal emissions 
(c) Amnesia of origin 
(d) Lack of peace and joy 
(e) Selfish, or violent, behavior 
(f) Depression or confusion in the mental component 
(g) Fearfulness
(h) Idolatry 

The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, provides factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to correct this SIN defect. 

The number to call for the recall station in your area is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E. Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart. No matter  how big or small the SIN defect is, the JESUS repair will replace it with: 

(a) Love 
(b) Joy 
(c) Peace 
(d) Long-suffering 
(e) Gentleness 
(f) Goodness 
(g) Faith 
(h) Meekness 
(i) Temperance 

Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these fixes. WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without  correction, voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S. 

DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. 

Authorized by: The Creator.

 


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